Shoreline Police Blotter 4-16 to 4-27-2010

By Diane Hettrick

Another week of mayhem in Shoreline. Ok, pretty boring as real crime goes, but a lot of job variety for our police officers. As always, the categories are mine and if you don't understand them, have your mother explain them to you.

Drugs, Sex, and Rock and Roll … and Candy... actually, no Sex or Rock and Roll

4-16…..14xx NW Richmond Beach Rd, SeaShore Market. Plainclothes investigation for Marijuana in Shoreline. Guy hanging out near Market in possession of marijuana.

4-21…..8xx N 175th, SL Historical Museum. Suspicious car in parking lot. Occupants in possession of Marijuana.

4-22…..15505 Westminster Way, Central Market. Suspect shoplifted candy. In possession of marijuana, tidily packaged for sale. (Sweet tooth will bring you down, every time.)

4-22…..11xx N 192nd, The Blakeley. Tenant was drunk, unable to get up from the floor. (Guess he didn’t want to participate in the sing-along or work jigsaw puzzles.)

4-23…..165xx 5th NE, 7-11. Kids steal beer.

4-23…..18420 Aurora, Bartells. Attempted to get hydrocodone apap with forged prescription. (How'd that work for you?)

Every move you make … I’ll be watching you

4-17…..183xx Aurora. Driving With License Suspended

4-18…..N 155 / Aurora. Driving With License Suspended

4-21…..152xx Aurora. Driving With License Suspended

4-25…..195xx Aurora. Driving While License Revoked.

4-26,,,,,1554 NE 145th, 76 Gas. Suspicious car. Meth pipe in plan view. Driver had 3 outstanding warrants.

Don’t come around here no more

4-20…..7xx N 185. Two people trespassed from private business.

4-22…..18xx N 167th. Car in location at least overnight. Owner, a convicted felon, sleeping in car.

4-24…..7xx N 178. Woman hanging out in carport – when confronted by homeowner, she asked for a cigarette, which he gave her. Next day she was back. (It’s hard to quit smoking)

White collar

4-21…..14515 15th NE, Earl’s Garage. Paid for repairs with fraudulent gift cards.

Death / Depression

4-21…..16357 Aurora, Arden Rehab. Death.

4-22…..NW Cherry Ln. Death

4-26…..192xx Wallingford. Patient made suicidal comments to doctor during visit. Sent to UW for mental evaluation.

4-27…..152xx Fremont. Death.

Something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call?

4-22…..162x N 200th. Husband said wife, who doesn’t speak English well, saw suspicious person.

4-24….14817 Aurora, EconoLodge. Male and female in loud argument outside motel.

How low can you go?

4-22…..185x N 185th. Stole the baby’s stroller from the front porch.

4-23…..14540 Aurora, Aurora Storage. Suspect came onto property, tore the tulips off stems, pees at the front door, and tears down the banner. (Not the tulips! Throw the book at this guy!)

Baby you can drive my car

4-22…..167xx Whitman Ave N. Abandoned vehicle.

4-22…..18821 Aurora, Metro Park n Ride. Tried to steal car.

4-24…..N 175/Corliss, Ronald Bog Park. Abandoned bicycle.

What a drag it is, getting old

4-25…..11xx N 192, The Blakeley. Delusional elderly victim, convinced people are trying to attack her. Unable to care for self and no family to call.

4-26…..16357 Aurora, Arden Rehab. Robert cared for his mother Elizabeth until she was placed in Arden. He keeps coming in to see her and refuses to leave.

I … will always love you….

4-22…..182xx Linden. Ex-boyfriend texts old girlfriend that he will kill her new boyfriend.

4-24…..16xx NE 189. Drunken brother punched sister in face because she took away his jug of wine.

4-26…..1404 NW Richmond Beach Road, Meadowbrook Apts. Woman assaulted by ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend. Grabbed her by the throat, took her necklace, then slashed her tires on the way out. They had dated six months and broke up on Saturday. (Broke up Saturday? New girlfriend?)

4-27…..14xx NW Richmond Beach Rd. Mom hit son with wooden backscratcher. He grabbed her by the neck. One of them grabbed the other by the hair. (Somebody let go long enough to call the cops.)

Graffiti is a crime – reports tips anonymously to Crimestoppers for a reward of up to $1,000. 1-800-222-TIPS

4-23…..145xx Whitman, All Seasons Sun. Graffiti.

4-24…..16301 Aurora. Vacant business. Owner called. Front window broken, graffit all over outside back walls.

4-26…..Shorecrest bus driver found graffiti on bus seat cover. “Harsh and inflammatory language.”

Just when you think the world is full of bad guys…

4-25…..188xx 11th NE. Found wallet on street.

Then something else happens…

4-25…..5xx NW 195th Ct. Someone broke into home and assaulted victim.

4-26…..19343 3rd NW, Einstein. Batting cage net stolen. (So what do you think they’re going to do with it?)

4-26…..3xx NE 159. Egged car, slashed tire.

4-26…..1202 N 155, Clean Express Laundry. Stole money from cash register. (Money laundering?)

4-26…..145xx Interlake Ave N. Broke window to unlock the door, stole things.

4-26…..163xx Stone N. Broke window, climbed in, but apparently nothing taken. (Should they be insulted?)

Oh geeze

4-27…..146xx Stone. Robert caught prowling cars. Had spring assisted knife, needles. (That's like a switch blade only the blade pops right out the end of the knife. Scary stuff).

Car Prowl

4-22…..1201 N 175th, Top Foods. Stole from car in parking lot.

4-24…..195xx 27th Ave NW. Wallet stolen from car. (I'm not saying a thing. Not a thing. Nothing)

4-24…..15401 1st NE, Twin Ponds Park. Broke window, stole items. 

4-27…..147xx 26th NE. Stole knobs off radio. (Apparently hard to find.)

4-27…..147xx 28th NE. Stole GPS from car. (It used to be tape decks, then CD players)

Uh… what?

4-24…19351 23 NW, Robert Lang recording studio. “S assaulted by C. C and W were outside to meet cops. K was HBD, mental issues, upset. Claims assaulted by choking and being dragged.” (Ok – I haven’t a clue what was going on here, but they probably don’t either.)

4-24…..196xx 2nd NE. Tenant dispute reported to police as a verbal Domestic Violence. One involved party arrested and booked on warrant. Sexual offender registration. (I think this means that person arrested was a registered sex offender who was supposed to keep his address current, had not, so there was a warrant out for him. Sometimes the notes are too cryptic for bloggers who don’t get enough sleep)